SilentTime 2011-7-7 20:08
10个有趣的笑话,请大家欣赏
呵呵 我是新人 第一次发笑话，这些是我平时看见的 觉得好玩就发上来给大家看看。
1.
有一天，老师问小明：“小明，你知道8X2是多少吗？”小明摇了摇头，老师说，那你回家问你的爸爸妈妈或哥哥叔叔。小明回到了家，他跑去问爸爸，："爸爸，8X2是多少？"正好他爸爸在打麻将，说："九筒！"小明去问妈妈："妈妈，8X2是多少？"他妈妈正在练歌，唱道："刘德华……"小明跑去问哥哥："哥哥，8X2是多少？"他哥哥正在洗澡，说："好爽啊！"他跑去问叔叔："叔叔，8X2是多少？"他叔叔正在和老婆打电话，说："老婆，我在这等你回来哦"第二天，老师问小明："小明，8X2是多少？""9筒""谁告诉你的？"刘德华"老师给了小明一巴掌，小明说"好爽啊！"老师要小明到后面去站者，小明说："老婆，我在这等你回来！"
评论：哈哈 小时候的经典哦。
2.
一位推销员疲惫不堪地敲开街角的饮食店，要了杯酒，刚尝了一口，顿时愣住：“怎么，这不是一杯白开水吗？” “哟，”店主也吃了一惊，“糟糕，我忘记掺酒了。”
评论：老板也疲惫不堪了。呵呵
3.
一个作家应征入伍，班长问：“你念过小学吗？”
他答：“念过。我还念过中学，而且在大学取得了三个学位，还有……”
班长点点头，高举一块橡皮印在纸上印下了两字：“识字”。
评论：学位无所谓，识字就OK啊。哈哈
4.
客轮经过一个荒岛，远远看见岛上有个穿着兽皮，满面胡须的人，他一面狂叫一面挥手，游客问船长那是谁？船长不耐烦地说：不知道啊，每年我们的船开过这里，他都要发狂一次！
评论：岛上的人要崩溃了。发狂也是理所当然的。
5.
老婆是大树，千万要抱住；情人是小鸟，千万别喂饱；老婆是个宝，她吵你别吵；情人是小草，谁拔跟谁跑；都说红颜好，不吵也不跑，就是不好找。
评论：还是老婆好哦。情人不可靠。
6.
有两只小鸟看见一个猎人正在瞄准它们，一只说，你保护现场我去叫警察！
评论：这只鸟很聪明 而且很懂事故现场的规则哈。
7.
一日,小真的妈妈看见小真的爸爸在翻箱倒柜地找东西就问小真:"你爸爸在找什么呢?"
小真疑惑地说:"不知道,可能在找你,也可能在找奶奶."
妈妈不解~
小真接着说:"因为他一边找一边说奶奶的,真他妈的不好找. "
评论：这孩子的名字真好啊。
8.
张三和李四都是门卫，中午张三来值班，换李四吃饭。张三突然说：你先等等，我要拉肚子！李四答：那你快去拉，拉完了我好去吃
评论：= = 还有心情吃饭啊。。真是牛人也。
9.
一小老师口吃。
某日上课领学生读课文。
老师：“日……日……日本鬼子进了村”
学生跟读：“日……日……日本鬼子进了村”。
旁边听课的老师就笑了。
这老师大急，对学生道：“不管我日几次，你们只准日一次”。
评论：哈 老师很凶悍啊。
10.
有一天，小明 和 他爸爸 看 小明的爷爷钓鱼，突然小明对他爸爸说：“看你爸那傻逼样。” 小明他爸立即大怒，说：“你爸才傻逼呢。”
评论：呵呵 这个是不晓得哪里来的了。言语上不合适，不过确实有点意思。。生活中有时会遇见.
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ljyhdl 2011-7-31 02:31
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感觉笑点有点低,可能是冷笑话看太多了，感觉直白的笑话不好笑了
zhiwen0401 2011-7-31 02:48
第十个耐人寻味，我目前还没看懂是什么意思。谁告诉一下啊！
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