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笑话4个，逗大家一乐，笑了请给红心

1,地理老师问：河水往哪里流啊？一学生猛站起来唱到：大河向东流啊！老师没理会他接着说：天上有多少颗星星阿？那学生又唱到：天上的星星参北斗阿！老师无奈：你有病吧？学生：你有我有全都有阿！老师：你信不信我揍你？学生：该出手时就出手阿！老师怒：我让你退学！学生：风风火火闯九洲阿。

点评：一首歌回答了老师的问题，学生估计要麻烦了。昨天刚看现在拍的《水浒》，感觉还是老版有感觉。

　　2,造句1 难过。学生：我家门前有条水沟很难过。老师批语：我更难过. 2皱纹。学生：爸爸的蛋上有皱纹。老师：请在蛋前加上个脸字 3 .况且。学生：一列火车经过，况且况且况且。老师：碾死我算了。

点评：学生现在太有才了。老师应该反思自己教育的方式方法问题。

　　3,杨振宁娶了翁帆后，他的好友说：真是委屈了人家姑娘，你都可以做她爷爷了。杨很不满：我更委屈，她爷爷比我小两岁，可我还得装孙子 。

点评：这对忘年婚姻当时着实让我门羡慕了一把啊。

　　4,局长发短信给女秘书：想死你了，在国际大酒店520号房间，快来！却不小心按了群发键。 片刻，女秘书：干嘛猴急！女友：昨晚刚去，现在又去？离异女同学：早不说，我离异都半年了！女部下：马上到！对门王姐：今天老公在家，明天行吗？女书记：去那么远干吗？到我办公室来！老婆：回来啊！干嘛浪费那钱！

点评:局长这下纠结了。这可怎么办啊，赶紧取消吧，要不这还不得来个大杂烩啊。

1、这兄弟可以的，一首歌当中还不带跳词的，正正好好啊。
2、这孩子太有才能了，其实第一个没错啊，只不过意思不同，你老师又没说这个难过是什么意思的。
3、婚姻中两个人的年龄确实不是问题啊，问题是你和她们家里人的年龄问题。
4、应该在群发一个今天突然有事，取消约会吧。

前面三个都见过了，第四个不是猫扑还是什么的群发反应，同事，朋友什么的都有的。。怎么变少了

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造句的太常见了吧！~最后一个只能说明显在的腐败